Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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