The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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