i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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