So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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