Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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