new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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