Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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