I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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