So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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