Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
