Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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