Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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