What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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