I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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