Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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