He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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