Your mouth is God's brothel.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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