It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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