I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just pee around me
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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