SEEEEXXX PLEASE
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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