I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
