well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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