Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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