He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
send nudes
from the living room?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
