hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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