I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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