i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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