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He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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