i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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