First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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