i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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