I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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