My brain says no but my pants say off.
I love having hate sex.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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