I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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