we have pet lesbian snakes
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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