Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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