He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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