Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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