I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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