the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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