you win again, gameday.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So many bounce houses so little time
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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