can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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