Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
operation harelip BJ is a go
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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