I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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