i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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