It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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