just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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