laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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