i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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