I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
she pinky promised me she was 18
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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