All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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