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(773): View more from Illinois

legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers

(1-215): View more from Pennsylvania

6 min

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(714): View more from California

i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick

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(402): View more from Nebraska

When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious

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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume

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(302): View more from Delaware

This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy

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(443): View more from Maryland

Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.

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