I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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