Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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