he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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