so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
